Johann König never intended to step onto the stage; he aspired to be a teacher, specifically a sports teacher for biology and general studies. However, after 19 semesters, the audience's affection and support compelled him to fully immerse himself in the world of humor. This unexpected journey led him down a path of refined evening entertainment from which there is no return. Now, at the age of fifty, he humorously reflects on this twist of fate. While many may feel older at fifty, Johann has managed to retain his youthful spirit. His new program addresses pressing questions of our time: Does a house really get smaller as the children grow? How does one gender an abandoned ladies' bicycle? Is there a limit on the speed of tissues? And can we still ask, 'What can one say anymore?' His philosophy is clear: long-term plans are best if they are short-term, advocating for a life without rigid plans--except a comprehensive tour schedule.