A study has shown that the average attention span of internet users for a given piece of content is just 2.5 seconds. Reading the previous sentence took about 4 seconds, so I may have already lost you. Therefore, I can now, just for myself, share what my next program will not be about: studies on average attention spans or content that can be grasped in 2.5 seconds, such as Christian Lindner.

So what will it actually be about? Perhaps it will delve into themes of death, rabbit holes, and how we endure it all. Or perhaps not. Maybe it will question who is more useless to society: the lawyer or the FDP voter? Or again, maybe not. Perhaps the madness of our time will be addressed in the usual sneaky, absurd, leftist, and silly manner. Or maybe it won't. Perhaps I will even reveal whether this press text is merely a shameless attempt to pique your curiosity and empty your pockets. Or maybe not.

In any case, I look forward to seeing you. Maybe.